special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea
It was so awkward when i was walking home because I walked past a McDonalds and like…I’m not a hamburger so…yea
Kwintesencja mojego dzieciństwa:) Mili&Ivo <3
nie tylko Twojego XD
O JEZU O JEZU ZBUNTOWANY ANIOŁ <3
FACUNDO ARANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!
ON MA URODZINY TEGO SAMEGO DNIA CO JA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
O MATKO! Caaambiooo doloooor !
POWINNI TO PUSZCZAĆ ZAMIAST TRUDNYCH SPRAW
MAMO MOJE DZIECIŃSTWO ;__; ZAWSZE Z MOJĄ SIOSTRĄ PISZCZAŁYŚMY BO IVO ;__;
JEJKU JEJKU JEJKU
(Source: esperanza-rus)
I sincerely don’t know what I did the last two hours, but this one is for Hira.
how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
yes.